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It gets there when it gets there. Faster than a snail, slower than a cheetah.
If you hate it, we did our job. But we also offer 30-day returns if you’re boring.
Every product is hand-picked to annoy your parents and confuse your friends.
“My girlfriend broke up with me because I wore the Meat Socks to her sister’s wedding. Best purchase ever, I’m finally free.”
“I bought the Cursed Furby and now my cat refuses to enter the living room. 10/10 would recommend for territory control.”
“The shipping was faster than my last relationship. The packaging was ugly, the product was ugly. I love it.”
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